found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
