: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
