I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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