did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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