Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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