Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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