I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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