Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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