Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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