she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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