Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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