How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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