So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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