why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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