You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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