I bet he comes in French.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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