come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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