Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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