is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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