You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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