Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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