Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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