Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
