Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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