Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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