this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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