worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
nutella sex= disaster
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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