Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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