YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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