I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
