I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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