I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
