Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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