I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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