You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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