i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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