i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
