no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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