Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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