Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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