fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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