Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she smelled like a LAN party
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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