Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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