ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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