you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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