i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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