Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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