he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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