I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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