hell yes lets make some ravioli
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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