Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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