my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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