i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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