I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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