Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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